INTRO

FANU THAR

2011-08-09T01:46:00.002+05:30

Post ngai lo bok a...ka fanu thar pic hi kan post a nge

Bhavani island pic tlem a zong...

2010-02-26T13:04:00.002+05:30

A changtunu...Tun feb 20 khan Bhavani island ah thiante nen kan va kal a,khua a la lum ltk lo bok a,nuam ve tho mai...pic tlem a zawng...

Krishna river
me n my wife kn nupa leh bok
kn nu leh a thiante

Christmas silver jubilee ka hman tling ta e....

2009-12-31T13:28:00.000+05:30

Kum 24 zet champhai a lal piancham ka hman hnuah a voi khat na tan kn hmang son ve a,lung chu a leng duh khop mai....Hyderabad ah thian thian thenkhat nen champhai ngaih deuh in kn hmang a....nuam ve tho mah se a kim lo riau.....pic tlem a jong kn dah ve nih hi....hehe

christmas ka hmanpui te ho...ekekek

ZAWNG SEK!!!

2009-12-14T13:37:00.000+05:30

He zong hi Mysore zoo a om a nia,skin disease a vei vangin hmul a nei lo.Kar khatah voi khat an pho chhuak thin.Zawng sek leh pa pawl tak a ni mai long mo?!!

2009-12-11T09:46:00.001+05:30

hitler hi a lo advance khop mai,emo hmuchhuak tu hi amah lek hi a lo ni lo mo le?!!

my visit 2 newsvid

2009-12-05T15:55:00.003+05:30

kan nu hun rei lo te chhung a lo om ve tohna kan ve tloh a,pic tlem a zong....

a chang tunu...ehh!

mizo naupang lo om ve tea

kn va kal chhan nen...

tluang takin kan ho leh a a lomom kp mai,kn bus chuanna ah conductor leh passenger 1 an inhau vak tih mai loh chu buaina a om lem lo....ekekek

favourite pic...

2009-10-23T20:38:00.001+05:30

pic en nuam ka tih ho te,en nuam in ti ve a nge mo?ho angreng viau nang a heng pic ka dah ho hi han en ve mai mai teh....
torch light tha chi...lol

bike a tlanchak ltk hi a hlauhom th a chiang mai

zuang sang ltk poh hi a tha lo...

funny,cute...

champhai buh hmun tlem a zong... thiante nen a tual kn chai na...

hmuh nuam i tih jong a ni ve hlom m o???.......lol

good stuff even though i quit 1 month back

2009-10-23T11:34:00.002+05:30

Old Monk, Old Monk, where art thou?

There’s no longer happiness in my soul. Ever since my best friend, Mr. Old Monk died, my life had become an endless journey of self pity and depression.

Gone are the days when every wine shop used to stack them up neatly on their shelves, glimmering proudly from above, as if they are shouting out to you, “Pick meee, pick meeeeee! Forget that snobbish Sula wine above, or that flaky bottle of vodka, or the snooty whisky bottle below. I am here for you, and only you. I am even ready to take a bullet for you!!!”

Old Monk. My teacher. My companion. My blood brother. They said you’re leaving me… Quo vadis?
I quit dringking 1 month's back.....
So that means no more “7 years old aged rum”? No more seeing that fat baldy old man in the logo who had been an inspiration to me in my deepest darkest hours? I don’t care about the MRP because the cost defers from place to place. Old Monk full bottle (750ml) costs around 130 bucks in Bangalore, 240 in Mumbai and around 220 in Delhi. And of course less than 100 bucks in Daman & Diu and Goa, while it is 700+ bucks in Mizoram (ze black markets… that’s what my friends tell me ).

But why deprive us of this drink?

I know, Old Monk isn’t exactly the type of drink that sells like hot cake at a posh restobar. Or the type that can get you laid if you think your drink can impress a woman and suddenly make her feel… Paris Hiltony. It’s all in the drink, buddy.

But Old Monk has been there for me through thick and thin. Hence, this is a post dedicated to you, Old Monk my friend. For being there when I needed to clear my head and write a blog post, or for getting me kicked out of B-School. Lolz.

Here you go, Old Monk. Some favorite goodbye songs of mine. with their lyrics altered, specially for you. A parody.

Sing to the tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane" by John Denver.

All my mugs are cracked
I’m ready to die
I’m standing here outside the bar
I hate to go home without any drink
But the dawn is breaking
Its early morn
My wife is waiting
Se’s watching some movie
Already I’m so sober
I could die

So binge me and pour for me
Tell me that you’ll fill me up
Fill me like I’ve never drank before
Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane
Don’t know when i’ll drink again
Old Monk, I hate to go…

Sing to the tune of "Wake me up when September Ends" by Greenday.

Some gurl has come and passed
passed out on my bedroom floor
Wake me up when this dry drought ends

Did you know that Old Monk’s stopped
seven weeks has gone so slow
Wake me up when this nightmare ends

Here comes the waiter again
offering me vodka
Drenched in draught beer again
wishing that it was rum

As my memory dies
but never forgets what I drank
Wake me up when Old Monk is back.

Sing to the tune of "Goodbye To Romance" by Ozzy Osbourne.

A dry day has been and gone
Tomorrow will I find Old Monk
or will it pain?
Everybody's having rum
Except me, I'm the lonely one
There’s no Old Monk.

I say goodbye to Old Monk, yeah
Goodbye to friends, I dare you
Goodbye to all the booze
I guess that we'll binge
We'll binge in the end

Sing to the tune of "Goodbye" by Air Supply.

I can see the veins popping in your eyes
And I know how hard you drink
You deserve to have one more shot.
I can smell your burp and I sympathize
Cops doing breath analyze
Oh it’ll never smell the same.

I don't wanna gulp you down
I don't wanna bottoms up
i don't wanna drink it all
Coz then you might vanish

You would never ask me why
My fart is so disguised
I just can't live so dry anymore
I would rather leave Vijaywada
Than to ever change my brand
There's nothing left to drink but water.

mizohician.blogspot.com

CHNCHIN MAKSAK

2009-10-23T10:48:00.003+05:30

CHANCHIN MAKSAK

Rel lu ang mai
Thuziakmi Mark Twain-a khan meizial heh zet mai a ni a, heh naran pawh ni lo, inzawm zata zu chi a ni awm e. A novelist thian pakhat William Dean Howells-a chuan,
"A awmna tawh phawt hi chu boruak tizing khawp hian a khu luai luai zel. Tukthuan eikham atanga a muthilh thleng rak hian chhum lo chat lo hian a'n zu tual tual zel mai mai si a. Mei zu chung hian a muhil thin ni berin ka hria," tiin a sawi thin.

Amah chuan, a zuk tlem zia mawlh a lo sawi thung; an han hnial chuan, awlsam fe hian, "Vawi khatah pakhat zel chauh alawm ka zuk," a lo ti sam et a! "Vanramah pawh hian," a ti, "mei ka zuk theih dawn loh chuan ka kal lo mai ang."

Makpa rangkachak!
Winston Churchill-a khan a fanu, lemchan thiam lar ve ang eng tak Sarah-i pasal Vic Oliver-a kha a duh lo em em mai pek. An innei rei lo hlauh nghe nghe. Vawi khat chu Sarah-i nena an inneih laiin Vic Oliver-a chuan a puzawn chu khawvelah tunge a ngaihsan ber a zawt a, Churchill-a lah chuan Mussolini a nih thuin a lo chhang nghal mai. "Ani chuan a makpa pawh a kaphlum ngam a," a ti!

Mussolini hi Italy ram dictator hmingthang, nunrawng tak a ni a, a fanu Edda-i pasal Count Galeazzo Ciano chu phiarrutua puhin tihhlum a ni. Churchill-a makpa hlui tan chuan han hriatthiam loh rual a ni lo e.

Thluak chu thluak nge nge
India ram politician hmingthang Lalu Prasad Yadav-a hi Patna University Students’ Union president a nih laiin, vawi khat chu seminar an huaihawt a, an mi sawmte pawh an hraw hle. Morarji Desai-a meuh pawh an tel. Lau-a chu inkhawm kaihruai tura ruat a ni nghe nghe.

Tan a hun a, chairman Lalu-a chu a rawn dingchhuak ta. A duhtawkin thu a sawi a, a sawi zo chu a bo ta deuh mai. Tihngaihna awm ta hek lo, midangin an rawn hruai chhunzawm ta ringawt mai.

Banah chuan a thianteho chu an lungni lo hle a, an hau tliar tliar hlawm. Ani lah chuan, “Ka a ve hlei nem, Desai-a dawta ka sawi te’n tumah tak takin min ngaithla tawh nang. A thuhrimah, ka sawi tih loh midang thusawi ka ngaithla peih lo hrim hrim,” a lo ti tun tun a!

Ui leh Kel thlun pawlh ang mai
France president hlui (1945-46, 1958-69) Charles De Gaulle-a khan Great Britain prime minister hlui Winston Churchill-a nena an inkar tiang hian a sawi thin a ni awm e:

"Kei hi ka tanna lam a dik changa thinrim vak thin ka ni a, Churchill-a erawh a tanna a dik loh changa thinrim vak thin a ni thung. Chuvang chuan kan inti thinrim reng reng mai zu nia," tiin!

Thiam thei lo ve asin!
Mahatma Gandhi kha Porbandar khuaa piang a ni a, chuta tang chuan Rajkot-ah an pem a, chutah chuan sikul te lutin nun bul a tan chho ta a ni.

Sikul a'n lut ve chu, lehkha zir a taima em em mai a,amah a zakzum chi a lo ni bawk nen, thenrual a pawl ngam lo a, lehkha a chhiar tlat tlat mai a ni awm e. "Lehkhabu leh ka zirlaite chu ka thian neihchhun an ni mai," tiin a sawi thin.

He khuaa lehkha a zir lai hian a ni a chanchin an sawi apianga an telh ve thin pakhat a thlen ni. Vawi khat chu, high school an kal laiin a nia, an sikul chu Educational Inspector Pu Giles-a'n a rawn tlawh a, Pu Giles-a chuan spelling an thiam leh thiam loh ennan sap tawng thumal pali sipel a zawt hlawm a ni awm e.

Gandhi-a chuan thumal pakhat, Mizoina ketli kan tih, 'kettle' sipel chu a hre ta tlat lo. An zirtirtupa tang lutuk chuan Gandhi-a chu a thiante ta entawn turin a mitmei ta ringawt mai. Gandhi-a lah chuan a lo duh ikhaw si lo. An han inmitmei sateh na a, an intur hlawhtling ta lo a ni ang, Gandhi-a'n "The Story of my experiments with truth"-a a sawi dan chuan, amah chauh chuan a tidik ta lo a, an zirtirtute pawh a chungah an lawm lo hle a ni awm e. Mahse, Gandhi-a chuan "zirtirtute chu mi ta kan entawn tur pawh min veng turah ka ngai" a ti tlat. A hnua a sawi leh pawhin, "Mi ta entawn ruk hi chu ka zirchhuak zo ngang lo," a la ti cheu.

Ngaihtuah bing
Scientist hmingthang Albert Einstein-a kha thil ngaihtuah ngut ngut mi a ni a, vawi khat pawh mithiam pakhat Gilbert Murray-a hian Oxford-a biak In pakhat Christ Church-ah hian ngun em em maia a lo inngaihtuah lai a va hmu a, eng thil tehchiam nge chuti taka a ngaihtuah tih a'n zawh chuan, Einstein-a chuan, "Arsi te tak zawng a lo ni ngei e," tiin a lo chhang a!

Thutiam hahdam

Thuziakmi Mark Twain-a kha fiamthu duh deuh mai, uang zet mai a ni a, chanchin hlimawm tak tak pawh a ngah nangiang. Kum 70 a tlin ni-a a intiamna te hi a hlimawm asin.

Kum 70 tlin an lawm tumin thu a sawi ve a, a zawm ngei ngei tur dan a zam ve tih sawiin, "Kawm tur an awm loh huna mut hmak zel ka tum a, ka thawh rual ruala khum kalsan nghal zel ka tum bawk. Meizial chungchangah chuan- vawi khatah pakhat bak ka zu ngai lo ang. Zu chungchang erawh, mi'n an in tlat chuan ka pui thei ang. Chawlh hahdam leh mut bak exercise ka la ngai lo. Insawizawi hi thil ho mai mai a ni," tiin.

Ka tih chu ka tih
Bawi neih leh neih loh chungchang, Kansas- Nebraska Bill an tih mai court-a an chai hmasak ber tum khan Abraham Lincoln-a leh midang thahnem tak zingah Judge T LyieDickey-a pawh kha a awm ve a. Tlai khat chu bawi chungchang an sawi leh a, Judge Dickey-a chuan bawi neih chu ram danpui pawhin a hriatpui, sawi hnawk leh tihbuai tur awm miah lo tiin a rawn din chhuahpui ta mai. Lincoln-a erawh chuan tihbo hmak tur a ni tih thuin a rawn hnial tang tang thung.

Tiang hian Dickey-a chuan a sawi alawm: "Chumi hnu lawk chuan inchungah mu turin kan chho dun a. Lincoln-a nena kan riahna pindanah chuan khum pahnih a awm a. A mut thawmhnaw nen, a khum tlanga thuin kan thu inchuh chungchanga min hnial zui tang tang te kha ka la hre reng mai. A tawpah zawng mut zai kan rel dun ta a. A tuk zing taka ka'n thanharh chuan Lincoln-a chu a khumah a lo la thu mu ta ran mai. Ka harh tih a hriat veleh, 'Dickey, a zatve bawi neihna hmun, a zatve zalenna hmun ni turin he ram hi a awm thei lo ang' a rawn ti tan leh ta nghal a. 'Aw..., Lincoln, mu ve phawt mai teh,' tiin ka lo chhang a," tiin.

Thupha chawi lo
Sap ram chanchinbu lar tak Daily Telegraph khuan vawi khat chu thu an han chhuah sual chiang mai mai khawp a, mahse, an chhuah sual tih an hriat hnuah pawh thupha chu an chawi thak lo.

Violinist hmingthang tak Dave Swarbrick-a kha a thi tiin Daily Telegraph hian an ziak pek a, amah sunna nen lam chu issue-ah chuan an chhuah nghe nghe. Mahse, a lo thi ikhaw lo, thu an dawng sual a lo ni. A tukah chuan tiang hian an ziak ta a:

"Mr Swarbrick-a, nimin Daily Telegraph-a a thi tia kan rawn tarlan khan hma a sawn zel a, a dam var e," tiin.

Haihawt vangin FIR!
Kristian Hlabu-a hla sak hlawh tak 'Pe rawh u, tichuan pekin in awm ang' tih leh hla dang engemawzat phuahtu, Baptist pastor, Rev Lengluta hi a bialte'n a Pathian thu sawi thiam leh ngainatawm chungchang an sawi nikhuaa an sawi tel ve chawk thin chu a 'haihawt' thu hi a ni.

Vawi khat chu Hnahthial South a bial laiin a zing leng hawin a quarters kawta a scooter dah thin chu a hmu zo ta hauh lo a, a ngaihna hre lo taka a zawn kual ngial hnuah pawh a hmuh zawh tak loh avangin police station-ah FIR a thehlut ta a ni. Chutianga a buai zak zak hnu chuan an telephone a lo ri a, a lenna te kha an lo ni . A kawtah a scooter a awm thu leh lam tura an hrilhna thu a lo ni! A han ngaihtuah chiang a, scooter nena a zing leng kha kein a lo haw lek a lo ni a!

Thu ziah dan awlsam
American screenwriter lar tak, film producer ni bawk Nunnally Johnson (1897-1977) kha, a film thawnthu ziakte kha a ngaihnawm mai ni lovin, a ril thin a, chu chu ngaihsan a hlawhna ber pawh a ni.

Hollywood-a a kal tirh, hnathawk tura a inbuatsaih lai khan engtin nge thawnthu a ziah thin tih an lo zawt a ni awm e. "Awlsam lutuk, paper ka inchhawp ang a, chutah chuan ka ziak mai ang," tiin a chhang!

Mawlmuk!
UN president 26-na Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) kha, vawi khat chu mawlmuka hian a'n hre lo chhah khawp a!

US vice president a nih laiin a nia, vawi khat chu a thlenna hotel-ah kangmei a chhuak palh hlauh mai. Hotel chhuatzawlah chuan mikhualte chu an awmkhawmtir a, din pawh an phal lo, an thuthniamtir hlawm. Chutianga hun engemaw chen an awm hnuah chuan Roosevelt-a chu a insum zo ta lo, hotel enkawltute hnenah chuan a insawi a, a room-a luh a tum ta a ni.

"Vice president ka nia," tiin a dil a, "a nih tak chu," tiin an lo phal hlauh mai.

A chhawng chung lam pana chhoh a tum ta a, mahse, hotel hnathawk chuan a rawn ko ding leh ta. Chutah Roosevelt-a chuan, "Vice president ka ni," a'n ti a, a lawm vak tawh lo.

"Min lo hrethiam la, eng vice president nge i nih?" a ti ta deuh deuh!

Roosevelt-a chu a lawm lo hle; "Chutiang te min zawt a maw? United States vice president ka ni," a ti bul ta hmuk mai.
"A nih chuan let leh mai rawh, hotel vice president emaw ka'n ti pek che alawm!"

Roosevelt-a hi president a nih hma khan William Mckinley-a hnuaiah vice president a ni thin a nih kha.
zozamweekly.blogspot.com

2nd oct

2009-10-02T17:54:00.002+05:30

PIC VE MAI MAI
voin ni 2 oct a ka lakk,a nalh em a dah n hi.....

voin zing a kn nu cho kang...tui ltk

ENGMAH THOH HREH LOH TUR

2009-09-29T21:03:00.001+05:30

he pa ang hian engmah thoh hreh loh tur...

MY WAY

2009-08-03T08:04:00.000+05:30

My way on the highwayy!!!